*you ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they havn't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be tell you "buying my handout is not compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
Bought"
* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a 4.50 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try looking 4 your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school
*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books labi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?"
*You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only ten(10) students in class today? Quickly tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and lots more.
*During exams was when we know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeups at all. They all claim to be born again by force (conditional/situational born again). Lols
* it's always funny when exam invigilators say SUBMIT! And many students suddenly develope that super human ability to answer 3hrs questions in just 50 seconds.
It Was Really Fun Schooling In Nija!
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